1. Top 4 wishes1. To earn money without working.2. To be smart without studying.3. To love without being hurt.4. To eat without getting fat.四個最想實現(xiàn)的愿望：1. 不勞而獲；2. 不學無術；3. 相愛無傷；4. 狂吃不胖。2. Whatever you do always give 100%! Unless you're donating blood.做事情就要做到百分之百！除非你是在獻血。。。3. This is Sahara toilet, the biggest toilet in the world.這是撒哈拉大廁所，世界上最大的廁所哦。4. Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute.身為企鵝最可悲的一點也許是，一場激烈的爭吵后，你邁著堅毅的步伐憤然離開，而在別人眼中卻是一個搖搖擺擺賣萌的小可愛。5. I just feel so irrelephant...我就是覺得自己風馬牛不相及。。。 6. Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funeral.老人們喜歡在婚禮上戳戳我，并對我說：“下一個就是你啦。”所以我開始在葬禮上以牙還牙。7. Of course I am in shape! Round is a shape.我當然很有型！胖也是一種形嘛?！?。8. Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and eat just one of those pieces.真正的勇士，就是可以徒手將巧克力掰成四瓣，卻只吃其中一塊。9. Afraid to die alone?Become a bus driver.害怕一個人孤單地死去？公交車司機是你的不二選擇。10.I'm just becoming a classic.我不是一天天變老，只是越變越經典11.月亮無法成為一名絕地武士是因為它的陰暗面。12.聾人能分辨出哈欠和尖叫的區(qū)別嗎？13.我認為發(fā)明領帶的人其實打算自殺，然后他在鏡子里看見了自己的樣子，于是想到“等一下，這個看起來不錯。”
